(trans. ‘Only God Before Their Eyes’) Alias:
The Simpson Trivia Empire (or something Simpson related)
Brief History: Our team’s nucleus had its origins
in working at Wal-Mart and hanging out at Hooters. After winning at
Hooters trivia for almost two years straight, they changed the night
of trivia on us because we drove away the competition. Hence, we’ve
expanded our domain and we are in the process of taking over the trivia
Rivals: Ourselves. We often split up our team just
to make it fair.
A paradoxical combination of Christian-school education and radical
thought, his specialities are those rare Bible and mathematics questions.
The ace up our team’s sleeve, he comes up with answers to the
tough ones no one else can.
Our trivia workhorse, he gets so many right it almost becomes like background
She helps keep us from being an all-sausage team. She’s great
at the artsy questions.
The Puerto Rican Einstein. He has five bachelor’s degrees, and
he has tossed all those diplomas on his floor.
Our team’s other workhorse, this guy is money on literature, history,
and all but the most recent films.
Our team techie, he’s part of the team’s thinking corner.
A gifted intellect, she is especially good at geography and pop culture
aka. ‘Dick Bandit’ and ‘The Pussy Crook’ he
only shows up when he is not laying pipe.
The team matriarch, she is a wordsmith extraordinaire.
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